• In Session and Things Are Getting Spicey
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 27, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    The ladies try their hand in Kombucha, but with vodka. It was disgusting. What are these rich hippies doing to people? Ellen and Lexi give updates on their lives and Ellen is NOT happy with Justin Bieber. Trump isn't happy with Sessions, the GOP isn't happy with healthcare and everyone hates Russia. We have TWO shout outs of the day, and some shiesty shit talking between Senators. Grab a drink but DON'T drink Kombucha. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe & Review, 5 stars only […]

  • Bonus 4: Kombucha
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 25, 2017 at 12:54 am

    The topic for this weeks bonus episode is brought to you by friend of the podcast, Alex Elia. After a failed attempt by Lexi to call her mom, they hit the jackpot when Lexi calls Alex for a topic: Kombucha. They have borderline no idea what it is, there is incorrect information stated as facts, and somehow Ellen ends up talking about her gynecologist. Get tested people. RIP EAZY E. Subscribe, review (FIVE STARS ONLY) and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • GOP Healthcare...Gotta Let it Burn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 22, 2017 at 2:31 am

    Ellen questions Lexi's commitment to the podcast, while trying to inspire her to be her best. She's just so over Russia! The ladies follow up from the Donald Trump Jr. secret meeting, Ellen cannot pronounce any Russia name and the girls can't wait for the MUST see TV of 2017. The GOP Healthcare bill died, much like we all would have if it passed, and then the ladies shift gears to discuss what matters - Kevin Hart cheating, Usher having the herp, and R.Kelly kidnapping baby girls...but actually. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Email us: BallotsBottles@Gmail.com Email us/DM us your t-shirt size & address […]

  • Bonus 3: Influential People
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 19, 2017 at 2:52 am

    Ballots and Bottles bonus episode brought to you by their kickass fan, Olivia, who came up with this week's topic: Who do you think is the most influential living person (not political)? This is 1. A very good topic and 2. Very hard to think about late at night. Ellen and Lexi eventually come to a decent answer, while other answers may inspire frustration, anger, a face palm and maybe even an eye roll or two. If you want to be cool like our friend Olivia, email us a topic at BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and write us a 5 star review...and tell us we’re pretty. […]

  • Chyna & Russian Relations
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 15, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Off from the July 4th break, Ellen and Lexi jump back into it bringing you the hottest and somewhat accurate takes. Ellen recaps her trip to Nashville, including her visit to President Andrew Jackson’s plantation. Lexi follows up with her family trip to Key West, which somehow gets them talking about Sean Kingston. They do the people’s work, so they have to talk Chyna and Russia. Also, special edition of Shout out of the Day, as well as Ding Dong of the Day. […]

  • Bonus Episode: Chicks or Peas
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 7, 2017 at 4:12 am

    They promised bonus episodes, they never promised good bonus episodes. Friend of the podcast, Bobby, gives Ellen and Lexi their subject this week...Chickpeas. They talk chicks, they talk peas, they talk recipeas (get it) somehow they get into talking about equality, and best of all...Rachel Ray. Follow on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe and review FIVE STARS ONLY […]

  • Freedom Trivia ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 4, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY YA'LL. Guys, it's July 4th, TURN UP. Ellen and Lexi wanted to honor this beautiful country with an American history trivia game. Turns out, they're not that great with history, and even worse with state capitals. Could it be the fact that they polished off a bottle of wine and they recorded at midnight on a Tuesday? Maybe. Could it be because they were both thrown off by the fact Lexi openly shared how she lost her virgintiy? Probably. Pete Blackburn, formally from Fox Sports, now from Twitter, hosts the trivia show and has never looked at Ellen and Lexi the same since. Follow us on @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Email/DM us your shirt sizes and addresses! BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com […]

  • Poo and Ass Ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 1, 2017 at 4:02 am

    Ballots and Bottles have their first ever guest appearance! Friend from college and low key twitter celebrity, Pete Blackburn, joins the podcast to talk the Senate Health Care Bill, Syria & Russia, Trump's Time Covers, and the Supreme Courts decision on Trumps travel ban. Moreover, FOX Sports laid off all their writers and we have an INSIDE SCOOP on what the future of Fox will be. Most importantly, Lexi and Ellen learn strangers are venmo'ing Pete money, so find Ellen on Venmo @Ellen-Fleming and Lexi @LexiDussi - Don't forget to DM/Email us your shirt size and address BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and follow us on twitter @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles […]

  • 'Scuse Us While We Talk About Ourselves
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 24, 2017 at 1:05 am

    So...the ladies veer a little off track this week and talk mostly about themselves and what's new with them. Lexi is freaking out because her parents want grandchildren now, Ellen can't stop talking about the movie Get Out (that she JUST saw). They also touch on more serious subjects, like Tupac still being alive, Amazon taking over the world, Spicer getting fat...ter, and of course, NORTH KOREA!! Listen, Subscribe, Tweet and Review (Five stars only) DM on twitter or email BallotsAndBottles@Gmail.Com regarding shirt size @BallotsAndBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Bonus 1: Trumps Wedding Gift
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 16, 2017 at 3:23 am

    Welcome to the first mini bonus episode from Ballots and Bottles. A laid back, random and short version of our regular episode. Ellen's roommate(her dad)gave us our first topic: What did the Clinton's give Trump and Melania for a wedding gift. You wont believe what it is. Tweet us topics for our next bonus episdoe, we'll pick it at random and shout out to whoever's topics gets picked. Follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and subscribe. […]

  • Rollin With My Comey's
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 10, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Guys, you heard it here first: Former FBI director James Comey testified this week! Lexi kind of knows what's going on, and Ellen has Pink eye like a 7 year old who doesn't know how to wash his hands. The ladies break down the Comey hearing, giving you the parts you actually care about, they talk Fat Albert, Manchester One, name brand products, and the hot mayor in London. The girls discuss getting moving on t-shirts and a Reality Winner that's in jail. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Follow us on Instagram at @BallotsandBottles Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review FIVE STARS ONLY EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES […]

  • Just the Head
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 2, 2017 at 3:54 am

    With last weeks episode being long and heavy - the ladies take it easier this week with their topics. Lexi is unfortunately not in a full blown relationship with Ellen's brother, but they do recap their weekend together at Ellen's sisters wedding. The ladies then discuss Eminem, how people are calling Rihanna fat (mind blowing), give an update on Montana's election, and have a new segment called Ding Dong of the Day. Somehow Tamagotchis and Hit Clips are brought up in the mean time. Listen, subscribe, follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • The Russian Hunger Games
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 29, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    It's Memorial Day weekend and the ladies have an extra long podcast to catch up on podcasting late this week. Lexi only cares about trying to marry into Ellen's family, and Ellen is stressing out o much that her spray tan is rejecting her. The ladies catch up on what they did lastweek, wedding plans, Comey, Russia, The Hunger Games, Evil Losers, Montana, Playboy models, and Melania's outfit choices. In a turn of events, Ellen defends President Trump and 1st lady Melania - not to mention gives them great PR ideas. Subscribe, Rate us FIVE STARS ONLY, and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem […]

  • We're Hanging In There : FBI, RIP, U.S.A.
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 26, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Big Black, Comey, Russia. Yates. Cruz. Hernandez WHAT A WEEK! The ladies reconvene after their last recording to talk about some serious shit. They are drinking a locally brewed wine from Dorchester Winery - which is where Ellen's sister is having her wedding...a wedding that Lexi talked herself into being invited to. Ellen and Lexi have a special Mother's Day shoutout of the week, and the ladies try to wrap their heads around what the hell is happening in this Country, all while being slightly undereducated about it. Remeber FIVE STAR REVIEWS ONLY - follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • The Mudercast Ft. Societal Leaders
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 5, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Ellen has a sinus infection and Lexi worked basically a 12 hour day while being sexually harassed by a nice guy at work. It wasn't the plan, but they talk a lot about murderers, murderers who also happen to be leaders - as well as Aaron Hernandez. Kim Jong-Un is a strong cookie, the President of the Philippine's is feeling himself and digs Adolf Hitler, Trump does dumb things...and once again, a white police officer shoots an unarmed black teenager. The ladies are tired, the world is tired, thank god for spiked seltzers. […]

  • The Gay Lover Episode
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 2, 2017 at 12:55 am

    Ellen screwed up the audio again...bare with them. Remember - when they become famous they WILL remember the peasants that listened to their podcast at the very beginning! The ladies cheers this week to James Monroe, who celebrated his 258th birthday on Friday, the 28th. Ellen and Lexi finally wrap up talking about Aaron Hernandez and the drama of his "alledged" gay lover, the girls do their first installment of Shout out of the Week. Best part is Lexi learns what the Conferate Army is! Follow us at @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem […]

  • Ding, Dong....Aaron Hernandez is dead
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 24, 2017 at 12:30 am

    NATIONAL SUICIDE HOTLINE: Call 1-800-273-8255 or TEXT “HOME” TO 741741 - Reach out for help, don't hesitate and please visit https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ for more information ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recorded on 4.18.17 Lexi's sick and sniffling worst than Donald Trump in the third Presidential debate, Ellen is half asleep and sweating a lot...but they have over 50 followers on Twitter and Ellen's favorite podcast host now follows her SO THEY'RE FAMOUS PEOPLE. We dive into Aaron Hernandez suicide, Richard Simmons statement after being MIA for years, and Bill O'Rielly sexually harassing everyone and their mothers. Also - special feature by Ellen's roomate (her mom)who makes a guest appearance as the bartender for the evening […]

  • NorthKoreaIsTheBomb.Com
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 17, 2017 at 1:15 am

    Welcome to Ballots and Bottles - this week Ellen an Lexi are enjoying a nice glass Morales, in honor of Thomas Jefferson's birthday. Tom was a huge wine guy and his birthday was this past Thursday! HBD TJ! The ladies are talking about how Sean Spicer needs to stop bringing up Hitler, that Lexi doesn't know what the Irish Potato Famine is, the "parade" North Korea had, and the murderer Aaron Hernandez (allegedly) Is it bad we still find him attractive? Follow us at @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and @BallotsBottles - subscribe and write a review (only if you rate us 5 stars, otherwise don't be rude) […]

  • Syria...Am I Right?!
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 9, 2017 at 4:01 am

    The world is mad at Pepsi this week, so Ellen and Lexi are talking about Syria over a tallboy of Coca Cola (also Lexi is hungover for the second week in a row and Ellen didn't want to drink by herself). Topics include Neal Gorsuch, Alanis Morissette, Syrian Chemical Warfare, and conspiracy theories involving the Kardashian's possible involvement in tomahawk bombings. Much like that list, this podcast has the smoothest transitions in the game, must watch (or listen, we don't really get this podcast stuff). […]

  • The Freedom Caucasian Caucus
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 6, 2017 at 4:31 am

    Ellen and Lexi have new microphones...but the sound still isn't that great. They are doing the best THEY can. North Korea obviously comes up, Lexi reacts to a man being eaten by a python, we don't really get Russia, Ellen might have been in Special Ed in high school and Lexi is hungover. It's a work in progress. […]