• Horse Dumps & President Trump
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on February 8, 2018 at 4:06 am

    Lexi lives! Ellen still thinks she died though. Anyways, they are unsure if its Go Red for Womens day or not, but they are drinking a red blend by Insurrection Wines - with 15% alcohol - Actually good! They catch up on them and then talk the State of the Union, Superbowl, #FreetheMomo, and the Government shutting down again.....Subscribe, listen and review @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles […]

  • State of the Podcast
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on February 2, 2018 at 4:04 am

    Like Jason DeRulo, Ellen is Ridin' Solo tonight. Lexi has the flu R.I.P. It is also her birthday - Happy Birthday Lexi!! Ellen covers the State of the Union address quickly, and then gives her State of the Podcast - Lexi's rebuttal will come when she is alive again Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsandBottles Review and Subscribe! […]

  • The 69 Hour Shutdown...Shutting Down
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 26, 2018 at 4:16 am

    This week the ladies are discussing shutting down the shut down, unless the shutdown starts back up? These HQ Cuties are drinking Hot Toddy’s with Canadian Classic whiskey - it’ll kill your cold…and quite possible kill you with it being 80% and all. Ellen and Lexi also touch on Melania and Trumps anniversary, the Kentucky Shooting and Aly Raisman. Special guest - Mr. Dussi Follow and subscribe @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • The Shutdown Shitshow
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Ellen and Lexi are both under the weather, so the podcast is a few days late this week. That being said - welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. The girls are drinking Sour Wench by Ballast Point, and they both highly suggest checking it out. They discuss Chicago, Tide Pods, Porn stars, and the US Government shutting down, but unlike DMX - not opening up shop. If you take anything away, its the thought provoking question of, “Would you rather have sex with a pig and no one ever finds out, or not have sex with a pig, but everyone thinks you did?” THESE ARE THE HARD QUESTIONS US JOURNALISTS ASK Review, subscribe etc (GIVE US REVIEWS PEOPLE PLEASE) @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Golden Globes & Sloppy Steve
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 12, 2018 at 5:38 am

    If we don’t talk about the Golden Globes did they really even happen? Yes. But like, we’re still going to give you our opinion, because what would the world be like without our opinions... AMIRIGHT? In this episode, recorded on Wednesday, January 10th, the ladies breakdown the Golden Globes from their perspectives, while drinking in Lexi’s opinion the worlds worst wine- Big House Wine Co. 'Bootlegger Series - Lucky Luciano' Bootlegger White. Also discussed is Fire and Fury the book newly released to personally victimize Trump. With that, the ladies of course talk more about Steve Bannon deemed by Trump as “Sloppy Steve”, a little bit about breightbart and fake news in general and of course they have to talk about Trumps day to day work schedule seems to have a lot of “executive time” for Trump to tug his “button”. That’s not a fact, but is anything really factual these days? Exactly. Five star reviews, follows us on social media and as always spread the good word- to family, friends, distant relatives, neighbors you don’t really know.... honestly we don’t care who listens, we just care about how many listens we get. Thx. @ballotsbottles @ellenflem @lexiduss […]

  • I've Got A Big Button...If You Know What I Mean
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    I mean…why wouldn’t the leaders of two countries be making innuendos regarding their penis size…Right?! We are dropping a day early because Ellen has a snow day! The ladies recorded this podcast Wed. January 3rd and are drinking Sam Adams Cold Snap, because well….they’re in a legit Cold Snap. Highly suggest buying it. They discuss Kim Jong Un, Trump (duh) Logan Paul, Paris Hilton, and the craziest 21st Birthday you will ever hear went down. Reviews have been slacking people - toss us a review (5 Stars Only) and Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem and Instagram @BallotsAndBottles […]

  • 2017 Wrap Up
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on December 29, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    It’s the week between Christmas and NYE and the ladies start off on a somewhat depressed note - but things pick up! They are drinking Jas Des Vignes 2016 Rose, Alpes-de-Haute-Provence - which Lexi was given as a gift by a co-worker. They talk their New Years resolution, their depression, Roy Moore - give a Ding Dong of the Year and a Shout Out of the Day. Follow @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles and for the love of God give them a 5 star review. […]

  • We're Back, Tax Reform is Done & UFO's are Real
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on December 22, 2017 at 4:18 am

    The ladies are BACK and better than ever - and by better than ever...kinda the same. They talk Touchy Subjects, news in 30 seconds, Tax Reform, and UFO's - all while talking about themselves throughout the entire podcast like true millennials. Subscribe and THROW US A GOD DAMN REVIEW (5 Stars plz) Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Touchy Subjects
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on December 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    It’s the week after Thanksgiving and we could die any second. The ladies are drinking a Red Wine by 19 Wines - they give them a 4/5 - actually good! Ellen follows up on her unexciting life and Lexi walks us through her trip to California, signs point she may be apart of the problem and not the solution to our next segment…Touchy Subject. Matt Lauer, Al Franken, some oger from public radio WHERE DOES IT END!? Actually, it may end with North Korea so nothing matters anyways. Listen, review, subscribe, and guys Ballots and Bottles NEEDS REVIEWS @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Roy Moore, Do Less
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on November 17, 2017 at 5:12 am

    Roy Moore….just do less. Guys are doing weird shit with their dicks again, just another week with a crazy shooting, and Kim Jong Un basically wants to kill Trump because he can’t accept the fact that hes ugly and fat - sad! Listen while Ellen and Lexi sip on hot apple cider with Apple Pie McGillicuddy’s and try to figure the world out. The girls have a Shout out and Ding Dong of the day and their usual life updates. Subscribe, review, follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • We Stand With Rand
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on November 10, 2017 at 6:08 am

    Well since the world is in perfect shape, Ellen and Lexi didn’t have anything to talk about...just kidding it’s going to shit. The ladies touch on the terror attack in NY, focus on the Sutherland Springs shooting, make an extremely uncomfortable transition to their Shout Out and Ding Dongs of the Day and then discuss famous neighbor feuds. Ellen thinks Pate is the same as Pad Thai, Lexi has rich people problems, and don’t forget their plead for some God Damn appreciation for those cheap t-shirts. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW SUBSCRIBE FOLLOW @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Email - BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com […]

  • Halloween Special: The Top 10 Scariest Moments of 2017
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on October 29, 2017 at 12:00 am

    Happy Halloween from your girls, Ellen and Lexi. They recap their weekends and jump into the top ten scariest moments of 2017 to kick off your Halloween. Trigger warning to all our snowflakes out there - this is some scary shit. Listen, Review (5 stars) Subscribe and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and watch our promo video for this episode on Instagram @BallotsandBottles […]

  • Touching Butts & Not Taking Names
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on October 27, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    The ladies are simply not prepared for this weeks podcast. Lexi convinced Ellen to go to Chilis for margaritas instead of researching the agenda, it's not that she regrets it, but like...you can tell. They talk about the Las Vegas shooters brother who is a creep too, George H.W. Bush touching butts and not taking names, WikiLeaks and Amazon thinking we are all falling for their scam to let strangers in our homes. Listen Subscribe Review and tell a friend. US friends who received a t-shirt, we need $4 worth of effort by next week, our Canadian friends, we expect $11. Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and @BallotsandBottles on Instagram […]

  • We're Like Birth Control
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on October 21, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    So - a bunch of shit has happened since last recording and Ellen and Lexi give a full update. Shirts have gone out, Melania has a body double, Trump can't speak to save his life, and we're pretty sure Obama had it going on in his college days. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFleming Instagram @BallotsandBottle Review and subscribe and FIVE STAR REVIEWS PEOPLE […]

  • Happy Columbus Day Trivia
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on October 9, 2017 at 2:42 am

    Happy Columbus Day Ya’ll Who is Columbus? What did he do? Why do we celebrate him? Find out on today’s podcast!! Well, not really - but we give you the gist. Lexi is currently in Mexico celebrating Columbus, so the Ladies pre-recorded their episode celebrating the best way they know how - by proving how much they don’t know with trivia hosted by Pete Blackburn. Per usual, they touch on history, America, with a little touch of cannibalism. Follow @BallotsandBottles on Instagram to see the video that goes along with todays podcast Follow on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe & Review 5 Stars Only […]

  • T's and P's
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on October 4, 2017 at 1:55 am

    The ladies switch roles this week as Lexi takes over the agenda and brings the hard hitting facts. Ellen is somewhat depressed by life, so please bear with her. They discuss the tragic shooting in Las Vegas, the NFL, OJ Simpson, Hugh Hefner and Puerto Rico. It was a tough start to the week, lets all get through this together. Follow us on @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi on Twitter, Subscribe and write a 5 star review […]

  • Rocket Man ft. Intern Sean
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 22, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    Suicide is discussed in this podcast. If you or someone you know needs someone to talk to, do not hesitate to call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255 or go online to https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ if you perfer to use their online chat. This week on Ballots and Bottles, Ellen and Lexi welcome special guest, Intern Sean. That's right, Ellen and Lexi have an intern. Although it was a very unprofessional move for Intern Sean to become our intern without telling the ladies he's moving to Thailand - he is going to get a promotion nonetheless. Intern Sean brought this weeks beverage of choice - Sidewalk Slammers, which is not a hipster IPA. They then get into serious subjects like aliens, pooping, campus police shootings, and North Korea. If you want to skip over the singing, feel free....but you'll regret it. Remember - Please give us a five star review and Subscribe. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Intern Sean @@condrick44 Follow us on Instagram @BallotsandBottles […]

  • Live from Gully's
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Ellen and Lexi record their first LIVE episode from their old stomping grounds, Endicott College. One of their Comm. professors, Sara Allen, asked them to come by and record an episode infant of her new Freshman class. Sara has friends of the podcast tag along, Bobby Durban and Pete Blackburn. Things are a little rocky at first, mainly due to what Lexi was saying, but the 18-19 year olds finally loosen up and talk Ted Cruz, the Pope, smartphones, porn, and whatever the hell Finsta's are. Listen, Review and Subscribe. Follow us on @EllenFlem @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @PeteBlackburn @AwkwardBob and don't forget to write a review FIVE STARS ONLY […]

  • Dream On ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 11, 2017 at 2:50 am

    Ellen and Lexi are back this week to talk hurricanes, immigration, racists, Russia, Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and the Wu-Tang Klan. Joined by friend of the podcast, Pete Blackburn, they start by mixing up a vodka soda with Titos Vodka to show their support to their friends down in Texas. Things get a little difficult when three adults attempt simple math to figure out how how young the Dreamers could be, so they smooth things over with Russian Roulette and conversation on a nice relaxing prison stint. Sarah Allen's class - get your shit together, we're coming for you. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe, Review, and Rat […]

  • Russian Roulette
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 1, 2017 at 5:41 am

    Text HARVEY to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross to help aid the victims of Hurricane Harvey Woof, its been a long week. Ellen and Lexi are recording mid-day on a Wednesday, and honestly get more than what they ask for when it comes to drinkng. Hurricane Harvey is of course first on the agenda, after themselves, and then comes time for Russian Roulette...but with shots...to discuss Russia and Trump ties. Lexi has begun randomly singing through the podcast, and Ellen tries to keep her on track with their agenda. Also, would it even be Ballots and Bottles if they didn't talk about North Korea? Kim you are one shiesty motherfucker. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi on twitter and give us a five star review on your podcast app why don't cha […]