Podcast

  • "Womp, Womp"
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 22, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    We are back for another great week of news. Well, I suppose it's not a "great" week of news when we're talking about children in cages... but you get the point! Ellen is drinking, Lexi isn't because she started a new workout program. Most important, the ladies give their updates. Lexi shares her experience at the Ice Cream Museum and Ellen talks about her upcoming trip to Aruba. And then of course they cover the top headlines which primarily turns into a quick rundown of their opinions and then they spend the majority of the time talking about the migrant children being torn from their families. WTF? As a friend of ours reminded us- "we like our children like we like our eggs. Cage Free". Listen, review (PLEASE) follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and connect with us on Facebook & Instagram. New content. EVERY DAMN DAY! […]

  • We're Here to Summit Up
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 14, 2018 at 4:23 am

    We are back for another great week of news, headlines, bullshit and Kim Jong Un, God Bless American….ammi right?! Ellen is drinking House Wine’s limited edition Rainbow Rose with bubbles. Lexi is drinking Stone Brewing’s IM PEACH Double IPA…..and like our thoughts on Trump, we are not fans..... but we can still be friends with you do if you do!! The ladies give their updates, Ellen tells a story about Oliver SIpple - a member of the LGBT community and a forgotten American Hero that never got his day. Check out @BallotsBottles on twitter for a link to Oliver’s Radio Lab episode. They also tell you everything you need to know in 2 mins, then talk about the hottest country of the week - North Korea! Listen, review (PLEASE) follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and connect with us on Facebook & Instagram […]

  • Fake it 'till you bake it!
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 9, 2018 at 3:27 am

    It's not the quantity of the stories we tell, its the quality of the content we talk about! And the content is obviously good because its primarily about ourselves... Obviously. Audio is OK, but we're not rich yet, so we can't afford the equipment that makes us sound pretty. Bottom line, we're coming at you with cutting edge news. This week the ladies breakdown everything you need to know in 2 minutes- a mix between pop culture, sports, politics and our environment. Our two top stories? Bill Clinton, obviously. Guy had a really hard time dealing with Craig Melvin this week. And then we talk about controversy surrounding a baker who decided not to bake a gay couple a cake for their wedding. Like WTF?! Per usual... throw us a like, a follow, write a review, tell a friend... do something to acknowledge our existence. Twitter: @BalottsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram: @BalottsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem […]

  • The Only Barr We Didn't Enjoy
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 31, 2018 at 5:07 am

    Ellen and Lexi are here to break down this weeks top headlines and of course their personal lives. Ellen’s audio is off….and she has allergies (Professionals here!) Lexi is just killing the California life - throwing up at 26 years old in a gas station. They focus on two main stories this week - the 1,475 missing migrant children and of course Rosanne Barr. Rosanne is a racist?! WHO KNEW?! Like always, throw us a like / follow. We’re so thirsty. Five star reviews are heavily suggested. Follow our personal twitters as well. Twitter: @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Instagram: @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi As always shout out to our girl Leah Williams for helping us out […]

  • Inflate Gate feat. Our Opinions
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 24, 2018 at 6:38 am

    New week, same us! Coming at you with news that is partially fake, partially real and mostly inflated by our own opinions. It's only Monday, but nothing like curing a weekend hangover with a couple of drinks, AMIRIGHT? This week we'll walk you through top headlines and then unfortunately we need to address the Santa Fe Shooting as well as the Trump/Obama Investigation. But we mainly focus on the real issue at hand which is that Trump misspelled Melania's name in a tweet! WTF! Also, shout out to Pope Francis- MVP of the week! Also, did you know FDR had syphilis and not polio? .... GUYS... HE DIDN'T BUT THESE ARE REAL RUMORS PEOPLE SPREAD ABOUT HIM! Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @BallotsandBottles Facebook @ Ballots and Bottles […]

  • Pulling Out
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 11, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Hey guys - welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. The ladies are talking about themselves duh. Ellen is drinking a weird half bottle of sangria from a can? But Lexi is drinking a Cab Sav from the brand Lesse Fitch - seeing how she drank a glass before the podcast started, safe to say she liked it. Ellen and Lexi give the top ten headlines, with some vague details (Still don't get the Chris Brown story)They then move into the Iran Nuclear Deal, how all the American's released from North Korea were all named Kim (SUSPECT) and then onto the Met Gala. Ellen has some strong words for Snowflakes, and Lexi has some strong words about Rudy. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @BallotsandBottles Facebook @ Ballots and Bottles And throw a review - it will take two seconds and they will love you forever […]

  • Speaking of the White House Correspondent Dinner...
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on May 4, 2018 at 5:49 am

    To go along with the theme of the week "free speech" (brought to you by the White House Correspondent's Dinner) we bring to you another week of unfiltered coverage of extremely serious subjects. JK... this week we spend most of our time recapping what went down in the world of pop culture. For example did you know that Kim and Tristan unfollowed each other on social media and that Ronnie from Jersey shore is still in love with Sammi? Exactly. Listen! Also, this week Lexi gives a somewhat emotional review of the Handsmaid Tale and Ellen gives Michelle Wolfs act a run for its money. Tune in. Tell everyone you know. Except my mom. Don't tell my mom. […]

  • Fuck, Marry, Kill... and Kanye.
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 27, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Work week is over, but thankfully Kanye's Twitter rant is not! This week the girls give a lesson in wine tasting, play a quick game of fuck, marry, kill feat. Mike Pence, Sean Spicer and Paul Ryan, gossip about Trump's dinner party, quickly breakdown the waffle house shooting and of course talk about the new royal baby and then Kanye #unfiltered. Also, apparently Lexi forgets that Catherine Middleton is actually Kate. So, thats awkward for about 10 minutes... […]

  • Ballots, Bourbon and Barbara
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 20, 2018 at 2:14 am

    Guys, we're working on the sound. Venmos are open if you want to donate to the needy Welcome to Ballots and Bottles, this week the ladies are toasting to Barbara Bush with bourbon. What a class act, truly an amazing woman, public servant, mother, grandmother and wife. Cheers to you, Barbara. Unfortunately, they must address True and somehow segue into Syria, Southwest and a Gambling Granny. Pour yourself a glass and listen. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem Instagram @Ballotsandbottles […]

  • Bitches Having Babies
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 13, 2018 at 5:04 am

    TGIF. But like, if you thought you had a bad week, think of Khloe.... […]

  • Stormi With a Chance of Rodman
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on April 2, 2018 at 3:34 am

    Monday’s suck, thank God for us…seriously, like you’re so luck you have us. Ellen and Lexi discuss themselves (important) Linda Brown changing public education forever, Stormi Daniels possibly being paid by Trumps campaign(?), Adnan Syed getting a new trial even though he could have killed Hae Min Lee and finally wrapping it up with how Trump, Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman are in an elite circle of friends. Follow us: Twitter: @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Instagram: BallotsandBottles Facebook: Ballots and Bottles P.S. Ellen couldn’t think of the word “Deserted” when she was talking about Bowe Bergda […]

  • Guess who's back, back again, Ballots Bottles is back, tell a friend.
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on March 27, 2018 at 1:13 am

    It's official- Ballots and Bottles is bi-coastal! After a few weeks off, the ladies are picking back up and are here to stay. Lexi is officially settled in California and talks about her trip out West and Ellen talks about her recent vacation to California and gives her take on LA. In addition to the ladies talking about their selves for the usual 45 minutes they also touch on the March for our lives, the recent Facebook scandal and Stormy Daniels and Trump. Of course they are drinking and of course everything they say is credible! Subscribe, listen, review- not in an particular order. @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles […]

  • Celebrity Presidential Cabinet Ft. Brunch
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on February 19, 2018 at 4:37 am

    Happy 1 Year anniversary! Ballots and Bottles are celebrating this big day with a collaboration episode with their favorite podcast friends (their only) Brunch! Ellen, Lexi, Pete and DJ give you their presidential cabinet picks, and while some see veterans affairs only suited for those whom have had public affairs, and other believe James Franco is still likable, the end result is pretty amazing. Also - pretty sure there was more thought put into this one than Trumps actual cabinet. Follow @BallotsandBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @ListenToBrunch and go listen to Brunch if you don’t already […]

  • Horse Dumps & President Trump
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on February 8, 2018 at 4:06 am

    Lexi lives! Ellen still thinks she died though. Anyways, they are unsure if its Go Red for Womens day or not, but they are drinking a red blend by Insurrection Wines - with 15% alcohol - Actually good! They catch up on them and then talk the State of the Union, Superbowl, #FreetheMomo, and the Government shutting down again.....Subscribe, listen and review @LexiDussi @EllenFlem @BallotsandBottles […]

  • State of the Podcast
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on February 2, 2018 at 4:04 am

    Like Jason DeRulo, Ellen is Ridin' Solo tonight. Lexi has the flu R.I.P. It is also her birthday - Happy Birthday Lexi!! Ellen covers the State of the Union address quickly, and then gives her State of the Podcast - Lexi's rebuttal will come when she is alive again Follow us @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsandBottles Review and Subscribe! […]

  • The 69 Hour Shutdown...Shutting Down
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 26, 2018 at 4:16 am

    This week the ladies are discussing shutting down the shut down, unless the shutdown starts back up? These HQ Cuties are drinking Hot Toddy’s with Canadian Classic whiskey - it’ll kill your cold…and quite possible kill you with it being 80% and all. Ellen and Lexi also touch on Melania and Trumps anniversary, the Kentucky Shooting and Aly Raisman. Special guest - Mr. Dussi Follow and subscribe @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • The Shutdown Shitshow
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Ellen and Lexi are both under the weather, so the podcast is a few days late this week. That being said - welcome to this weeks episode of Ballots and Bottles. The girls are drinking Sour Wench by Ballast Point, and they both highly suggest checking it out. They discuss Chicago, Tide Pods, Porn stars, and the US Government shutting down, but unlike DMX - not opening up shop. If you take anything away, its the thought provoking question of, “Would you rather have sex with a pig and no one ever finds out, or not have sex with a pig, but everyone thinks you did?” THESE ARE THE HARD QUESTIONS US JOURNALISTS ASK Review, subscribe etc (GIVE US REVIEWS PEOPLE PLEASE) @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Golden Globes & Sloppy Steve
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 12, 2018 at 5:38 am

    If we don’t talk about the Golden Globes did they really even happen? Yes. But like, we’re still going to give you our opinion, because what would the world be like without our opinions... AMIRIGHT? In this episode, recorded on Wednesday, January 10th, the ladies breakdown the Golden Globes from their perspectives, while drinking in Lexi’s opinion the worlds worst wine- Big House Wine Co. 'Bootlegger Series - Lucky Luciano' Bootlegger White. Also discussed is Fire and Fury the book newly released to personally victimize Trump. With that, the ladies of course talk more about Steve Bannon deemed by Trump as “Sloppy Steve”, a little bit about breightbart and fake news in general and of course they have to talk about Trumps day to day work schedule seems to have a lot of “executive time” for Trump to tug his “button”. That’s not a fact, but is anything really factual these days? Exactly. Five star reviews, follows us on social media and as always spread the good word- to family, friends, distant relatives, neighbors you don’t really know.... honestly we don’t care who listens, we just care about how many listens we get. Thx. @ballotsbottles @ellenflem @lexiduss […]

  • I've Got A Big Button...If You Know What I Mean
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on January 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    I mean…why wouldn’t the leaders of two countries be making innuendos regarding their penis size…Right?! We are dropping a day early because Ellen has a snow day! The ladies recorded this podcast Wed. January 3rd and are drinking Sam Adams Cold Snap, because well….they’re in a legit Cold Snap. Highly suggest buying it. They discuss Kim Jong Un, Trump (duh) Logan Paul, Paris Hilton, and the craziest 21st Birthday you will ever hear went down. Reviews have been slacking people - toss us a review (5 Stars Only) and Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @EllenFlem and Instagram @BallotsAndBottles […]

  • 2017 Wrap Up
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on December 29, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    It’s the week between Christmas and NYE and the ladies start off on a somewhat depressed note - but things pick up! They are drinking Jas Des Vignes 2016 Rose, Alpes-de-Haute-Provence - which Lexi was given as a gift by a co-worker. They talk their New Years resolution, their depression, Roy Moore - give a Ding Dong of the Year and a Shout Out of the Day. Follow @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles and for the love of God give them a 5 star review. […]