Podcast

  • Rocket Man ft. Intern Sean
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 22, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    Suicide is discussed in this podcast. If you or someone you know needs someone to talk to, do not hesitate to call the National Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255 or go online to https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ if you perfer to use their online chat. This week on Ballots and Bottles, Ellen and Lexi welcome special guest, Intern Sean. That's right, Ellen and Lexi have an intern. Although it was a very unprofessional move for Intern Sean to become our intern without telling the ladies he's moving to Thailand - he is going to get a promotion nonetheless. Intern Sean brought this weeks beverage of choice - Sidewalk Slammers, which is not a hipster IPA. They then get into serious subjects like aliens, pooping, campus police shootings, and North Korea. If you want to skip over the singing, feel free....but you'll regret it. Remember - Please give us a five star review and Subscribe. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Intern Sean @@condrick44 Follow us on Instagram @BallotsandBottles […]

  • Live from Gully's
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Ellen and Lexi record their first LIVE episode from their old stomping grounds, Endicott College. One of their Comm. professors, Sara Allen, asked them to come by and record an episode infant of her new Freshman class. Sara has friends of the podcast tag along, Bobby Durban and Pete Blackburn. Things are a little rocky at first, mainly due to what Lexi was saying, but the 18-19 year olds finally loosen up and talk Ted Cruz, the Pope, smartphones, porn, and whatever the hell Finsta's are. Listen, Review and Subscribe. Follow us on @EllenFlem @BallotsBottles @LexiDussi @PeteBlackburn @AwkwardBob and don't forget to write a review FIVE STARS ONLY […]

  • Dream On ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 11, 2017 at 2:50 am

    Ellen and Lexi are back this week to talk hurricanes, immigration, racists, Russia, Trump, Nancy Pelosi, and the Wu-Tang Klan. Joined by friend of the podcast, Pete Blackburn, they start by mixing up a vodka soda with Titos Vodka to show their support to their friends down in Texas. Things get a little difficult when three adults attempt simple math to figure out how how young the Dreamers could be, so they smooth things over with Russian Roulette and conversation on a nice relaxing prison stint. Sarah Allen's class - get your shit together, we're coming for you. Follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe, Review, and Rat […]

  • Russian Roulette
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on September 1, 2017 at 5:41 am

    Text HARVEY to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross to help aid the victims of Hurricane Harvey Woof, its been a long week. Ellen and Lexi are recording mid-day on a Wednesday, and honestly get more than what they ask for when it comes to drinkng. Hurricane Harvey is of course first on the agenda, after themselves, and then comes time for Russian Roulette...but with shots...to discuss Russia and Trump ties. Lexi has begun randomly singing through the podcast, and Ellen tries to keep her on track with their agenda. Also, would it even be Ballots and Bottles if they didn't talk about North Korea? Kim you are one shiesty motherfucker. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi on twitter and give us a five star review on your podcast app why don't cha […]

  • Terrorism, Trump and T-Shirts
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 27, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Last weeks news today! Ellen and Lexi recorded late last week, so if you weren't paying attention - they got you. They're drinking Shipyard Fireberry, which they highly suggest, and discuss fellow hobbiest - Street Sean's responsibilities. They have their first maybe breaking news story of Trump probably plagiarizing a portion of his speech last week. They also dive into Mitch and Donald fueding, terrorists, Antifa, Boston's Alt-Right rally protest, and give their Ding Dong of the Day. Follow @BallotsBottles @Ellenflem @LexiDussi Subscribe and five star reviews ONLY ALSO - The tshirts are here and are being mailed out this week ! […]

  • White People Talking About Racism!
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 19, 2017 at 11:34 am

    Guys - Ellen here. This episode was supposed to drop Friday, but I screwed up the audio and spent hours editing it. That being said, I don't want to hear complaints, I want to hear results aka hearing someone wants to be our producer for free. Thx Slow news me, huh?! Not too much happening here. LOL Ellen and Lexi are drinking LVP Pink Sangria and it is disgusting. They obviously talk Charlottesville, the KKK, and Nazi's, which seamlessly transitions to penis size. They also touch on Barcelona, Isis, enemy of the show Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift being a boss, and of course - poop. Subscribe, review and follow @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles […]

  • Kimmy's Got a Bomb
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 14, 2017 at 3:52 am

    Its been a long week for both Ellen and Lexi, so they're moving a little slow this morning. Drink of the week - coffee and water, like we said, it's been a long week. They cover everything from foreign relations to how to work herpes into a successful PR campaign to bone. Ellen and Lexi focus on Pence, Russia and of course, North Korea. Fucking Kim Jong-un. Subscribe & 5 star reviews only. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Bonus 5: Unpopular Opinions
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 6, 2017 at 12:57 am

    This weeks topic is brought to you by a fan submission (the best kind) - Their girl Rach suggested a podcast on unpopular opinions, and although almost all of Ellen and Lexi's opinions fall into the category, it got the girls thinking. Subscribe, Review (Five Stars Only) Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Ripping Shots in Trump's America
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 3, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    The ladies this week have a lot to cover in this shit show they like to call Trump's America. Ellen's in a fight with her parents/landlords and Lexi mixes up some shots for the girls to rip throughout the episode. They back track to talk about the ACA repeal failing, the switch ups in the Trump administration, the announcement regarding Trans Americans serving their country, and of course...Russia. Do you know who Hicks Hope is? They don't either! Follow @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @Lexidussi Subscribe and PLEASE REVIEW (5 Stars or kick rocks) […]

  • Emergency Breakout 1: The Man, The Myth, The Mooch
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on August 1, 2017 at 2:15 am

    Disclaimer: This episode was recorded Sunday, July 30th, one day before Scaramucci was fired. This is a shit show people. Ellen and Lexi record their first Emergency Breakout session to discuss Anthony Scaramucci, because when shit hits the fans, we hit the mics...and by mics we mean bottles. We talk Scaramucci, dick size, serial killers, and divorce. Most importantly, we have our first edition of Ballots and Bottles Theatre. Ellen, Lexi and Pete dramatically read Ellen's first Screenplay entitled, "Anthony Scaramucci: The Man, The Myth, The Mooch" Based off the true story of New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza explosive interaction with (now former) Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci. Tune in later this week for our usual weekly episode. @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles Subscribe & Review […]

  • In Session and Things Are Getting Spicey
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 27, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    The ladies try their hand in Kombucha, but with vodka. It was disgusting. What are these rich hippies doing to people? Ellen and Lexi give updates on their lives and Ellen is NOT happy with Justin Bieber. Trump isn't happy with Sessions, the GOP isn't happy with healthcare and everyone hates Russia. We have TWO shout outs of the day, and some shiesty shit talking between Senators. Grab a drink but DON'T drink Kombucha. Follow us @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe & Review, 5 stars only […]

  • Bonus 4: Kombucha
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 25, 2017 at 12:54 am

    The topic for this weeks bonus episode is brought to you by friend of the podcast, Alex Elia. After a failed attempt by Lexi to call her mom, they hit the jackpot when Lexi calls Alex for a topic: Kombucha. They have borderline no idea what it is, there is incorrect information stated as facts, and somehow Ellen ends up talking about her gynecologist. Get tested people. RIP EAZY E. Subscribe, review (FIVE STARS ONLY) and follow us on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • GOP Healthcare...Gotta Let it Burn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 22, 2017 at 2:31 am

    Ellen questions Lexi's commitment to the podcast, while trying to inspire her to be her best. She's just so over Russia! The ladies follow up from the Donald Trump Jr. secret meeting, Ellen cannot pronounce any Russia name and the girls can't wait for the MUST see TV of 2017. The GOP Healthcare bill died, much like we all would have if it passed, and then the ladies shift gears to discuss what matters - Kevin Hart cheating, Usher having the herp, and R.Kelly kidnapping baby girls...but actually. Follow us on Twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Email us: BallotsBottles@Gmail.com Email us/DM us your t-shirt size & address […]

  • Bonus 3: Influential People
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 19, 2017 at 2:52 am

    Ballots and Bottles bonus episode brought to you by their kickass fan, Olivia, who came up with this week's topic: Who do you think is the most influential living person (not political)? This is 1. A very good topic and 2. Very hard to think about late at night. Ellen and Lexi eventually come to a decent answer, while other answers may inspire frustration, anger, a face palm and maybe even an eye roll or two. If you want to be cool like our friend Olivia, email us a topic at BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and write us a 5 star review...and tell us we’re pretty. […]

  • Chyna & Russian Relations
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 15, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Off from the July 4th break, Ellen and Lexi jump back into it bringing you the hottest and somewhat accurate takes. Ellen recaps her trip to Nashville, including her visit to President Andrew Jackson’s plantation. Lexi follows up with her family trip to Key West, which somehow gets them talking about Sean Kingston. They do the people’s work, so they have to talk Chyna and Russia. Also, special edition of Shout out of the Day, as well as Ding Dong of the Day. […]

  • Bonus Episode: Chicks or Peas
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 7, 2017 at 4:12 am

    They promised bonus episodes, they never promised good bonus episodes. Friend of the podcast, Bobby, gives Ellen and Lexi their subject this week...Chickpeas. They talk chicks, they talk peas, they talk recipeas (get it) somehow they get into talking about equality, and best of all...Rachel Ray. Follow on twitter @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi Subscribe and review FIVE STARS ONLY […]

  • Freedom Trivia ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 4, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY YA'LL. Guys, it's July 4th, TURN UP. Ellen and Lexi wanted to honor this beautiful country with an American history trivia game. Turns out, they're not that great with history, and even worse with state capitals. Could it be the fact that they polished off a bottle of wine and they recorded at midnight on a Tuesday? Maybe. Could it be because they were both thrown off by the fact Lexi openly shared how she lost her virgintiy? Probably. Pete Blackburn, formally from Fox Sports, now from Twitter, hosts the trivia show and has never looked at Ellen and Lexi the same since. Follow us on @BallotsandBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and Email/DM us your shirt sizes and addresses! BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com […]

  • Poo and Ass Ft. Pete Blackburn
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on July 1, 2017 at 4:02 am

    Ballots and Bottles have their first ever guest appearance! Friend from college and low key twitter celebrity, Pete Blackburn, joins the podcast to talk the Senate Health Care Bill, Syria & Russia, Trump's Time Covers, and the Supreme Courts decision on Trumps travel ban. Moreover, FOX Sports laid off all their writers and we have an INSIDE SCOOP on what the future of Fox will be. Most importantly, Lexi and Ellen learn strangers are venmo'ing Pete money, so find Ellen on Venmo @Ellen-Fleming and Lexi @LexiDussi - Don't forget to DM/Email us your shirt size and address BallotsandBottles@Gmail.com and follow us on twitter @EllenFlem @LexiDussi @BallotsBottles […]

  • 'Scuse Us While We Talk About Ourselves
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 24, 2017 at 1:05 am

    So...the ladies veer a little off track this week and talk mostly about themselves and what's new with them. Lexi is freaking out because her parents want grandchildren now, Ellen can't stop talking about the movie Get Out (that she JUST saw). They also touch on more serious subjects, like Tupac still being alive, Amazon taking over the world, Spicer getting fat...ter, and of course, NORTH KOREA!! Listen, Subscribe, Tweet and Review (Five stars only) DM on twitter or email BallotsAndBottles@Gmail.Com regarding shirt size @BallotsAndBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDuss […]

  • Bonus 1: Trumps Wedding Gift
    by Ellen Fleming & Lexi Dussi on June 16, 2017 at 3:23 am

    Welcome to the first mini bonus episode from Ballots and Bottles. A laid back, random and short version of our regular episode. Ellen's roommate(her dad)gave us our first topic: What did the Clinton's give Trump and Melania for a wedding gift. You wont believe what it is. Tweet us topics for our next bonus episdoe, we'll pick it at random and shout out to whoever's topics gets picked. Follow us at @BallotsBottles @EllenFlem @LexiDussi and subscribe. […]